Yo ! How ya doin'?! I'm Nikolai, born 1991 and I truly believe that I'm funny. And I'm spiritual too! Isn't that fucking great?

When I was a kid, I played computer all day cause life sucked! As I got older, luckily I discovered drugs (yeahh). After a few years of taking drugs to not feel shit, I discovered magic mushrooms (yeahh)! Mushrooms made me get on the spiritual path (yeahh). When I was about 18, I flew to Peru to drink Ayahuasca with shamans in the rainforest. After drinking Ayahuasca, facing a lot of stuff I had inside myself and throwing up, I decided to stay sober. Until today. Worst descision I ever took. Still trying to make this "being sober and enjoy life" thing work. Another time, I went to the amazon rainforest for 7 months. 100 Ayahuasca ceremonies later I realised: I'm still full of shit and I can't do anything about it. Hahahhaha. Enlightenment. Finally.
So now that I'm enlightened, I just turned into a comedian. That's what this is about.